Sunday, June 5, 2011

I want Snatcher on Wii! (Part 6)

For this post I'm going to to be speaking directly to the average PS3 and Xbox 360 fan in a language that only they can understand.

Snatcher belongs to the same type of games that hidden object games belong to. Games like Mystery Case Files and Women's Murder Club. The only action sequence in the game is where you're clicking on things with a cursor. It's a glorified whack-a-mole minigame.

The rest is 100% talky cutscenes. You hate those. Most of them aren't even voiced. There's actually very little gameplay to speak of. You'll have it finished in a couple of hours with your player's guide. That's another thing, it's too short for you. It's a fraction as long as any Metal Gear Solid game and it doesn't have any extra difficulty settings or modes or "New Game+"s or any bonus content to speak of at all. There isn't even any online connectivity involved with the game at all. That's got to be a big strike against it in your book.

So there you have it. It's a casual game. Not a hardcore game.

Repeat the following two statements to yourself over and over please.

1. Snatcher is NOT a hardcore game.

2. Snatcher is a casual game.

Don't ask for Snatcher. It will ruin your console. Rally for it to be put on Wii instead.

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